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September 30, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Yesterday was National Coffee Day. President Obama celebrated by saluting a few Marines. 2. Yesterday, the Washington Post reported that the man who jumped the White House fence earlier this month...
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December 1, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Saturday, a man in Colombia held a wedding ceremony for his marriage to a tree. So, I guess, technically you were right, those are woodpecker marks. 2. Amid re-surfacing allegations of sexual...
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December 5, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. The Navy is looking into who secretly filmed female officers of a submarine crew while they were showering and changing clothes aboard the boat’s unisex bathroom. Maybe ask the guy who keeps...
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June 10, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new survey, half of the apartment complexes in close range to two Texas Universities offer free, on-site, indoor tanning beds. When tanning expert Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was asked...
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November 17, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Monday, it was announced that ”Memento,” Christopher Nolan’s 2000 breakout film, will be remade. The film tells the tale of a man who wakes up every morning and can’t remember anything about his...
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January 22, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. The number of tourists visiting New York City rose to a record high in 2015, with nearly 60 million people making the trip. To give you an idea of how many people that is, if those 60 million...
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January 12, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. The World Champion Chicago Cubs will visit the White House on Monday, just four days before President-elect Donald Trump takes office. Ah, I remember a simpler time when ‘World Champion Chicago...
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July 7, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. While in Poland with her husband, First Lady Melania Trump said all people should be allowed to “live their lives without fears.” Well, she didn’t so much say it as she blinked it with her eyes in...
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